July Pondering Points
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
When in doubt, mumble.
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.