April 2010 Newsletter - Humor
Alternative meanings for common words.
Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
Gargoyle (n), olive-flavored mouthwash.
Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.